Simperific

The state of being a terrific simp.

This dude is simperific

by Simperific Queen November 13, 2021

Simperialism

When a person dogmatically accepts anything one imperialist power does, but not another, often ignoring reality and white washing reality.

So you are okay with one State oppressing others, but when another does it its wrong? That's just simperialism.

by LinaiiSaye January 30, 2022

Simper

This is a made up age range for ages 6-26 to a let their son if he sees a cute girl he sells his Boby,pays some girl on the internet,to show his balls etc.

Woman : why is your 16 Year old son showing me his ball?
Mom : oh it's nothing he just a simper

by 459395 February 13, 2022

Simper

Sarno

Sarno is a Simper

by Not_Shrine August 15, 2022

simperthy

Cryin' crocodile-tears in da presence of grieving fellow humans, when you're actually feelin' "fat, dumb, and happy" about whatever misfortune has occurred.

Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Scamper off

To skedaddle with extravagance and great agility. When scampering off be sure to not get too hasty.

1: Did you see with how much haste Chase scampered off last evening?
2: How does one scamper off with so much agility?

by Studenac Manager June 2, 2023

Scamperdamp

It's a word of a meaning that you should've been taught at birth. if you don't know know what it means yet. you'll find out

that cat is scamperdamping /pos

this is so not scamperdamp
look at that scamperdamper /pos

by Roreth and William December 14, 2023