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schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".
Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!
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Brandon Schuler

The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.
girl1: did you just see that man! He was soooo hot.
girl2: must of been Brandon Schuler
by iwantbrandonschuler April 8, 2011
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Schemer

Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.
I don't trust those dirty-ass schemers
by Big Snigger August 5, 2006
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Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch
helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed
by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005
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dirty schuler

When Jake Schuler has sex with another dude, first in the ass and then in the mouth, and finally ejaculates his load simultaneously with the ejaculation of a dead girls mung.
Did you try the Dirty Schuler on my dead mom?
by Humbert 4 February 22, 2005
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schmert

An Invernessian term for cheap, low grade pills. Once taken will make you act like an utter tit and loose control of your facial muscles. Resulting in increased confidence of your own abilities, shit dancing and a wreaked house.
Got any schmerts mate?
Check the nick o him just schmerting out his tree
by elmo the sexyboy December 21, 2006
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schmerve

A person who acts irrationally and outrageously at times; Who embarrasses themselves in front of large groups of people

To act foolish, irrational, belligerent, obnoxious
After one too many drinks at the bar last night, Shelly peed her pants in front of everyone. She is such a schmerve.
by Lisa Boisey November 10, 2007
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