An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".
Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!
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Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.
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To act foolish, irrational, belligerent, obnoxious
To act foolish, irrational, belligerent, obnoxious
After one too many drinks at the bar last night, Shelly peed her pants in front of everyone. She is such a schmerve.
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