schmoltz

1. Any unknown or unusual substance, found in uncommon areas. 2. Substitute for expclicit or inappropriate words. 3. Used to describe state of being.
schmoltzed schmoltzy Schmoltzified Deschmoltztified

1. "You have a little schmoltz hanging from your chin."
2. "Your full of schmoltz!" or " That guy had some good schmoltz."
3. "I was really schmoltzed up last night."

by Bee Time May 20, 2008

Schmule

An overused expression for happiness.

Jack, "Schmule!"
Lindsey, "Shutup, you use that word too much!"

by Drum44 June 4, 2013

Shmole

A shmole is someone who does something strange or walks odd. In general a shmole is anything that does something u wouldnt do..

Look at Tara, shes such a shmole!

Look at you shmoling along the road.

Omg you have such SHMOLE hair today!!

Girl- You look nice
Girl 2- Noo i feel like a shmole!

by moobhead November 13, 2010

schmode

a penis where the head is larger than the shaft.

"You gotta see Dean's cock! It's so small and it's a fucking schmode!"

by hamnoidmcbaggins December 30, 2009

Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

schmozer

Cross between a schmoozer and a poseur. A person whose talent for ingratiation and hype are inversely proportional to their vocational competence.

Coach Landers? That dude is such a schmozer—recruited the shit out of the state’s top striker, then turned practice over to his assistant on day one!!

by FunkyWinnie January 1, 2021

Sunday schooled

When you clap back at someone shit talking in the name of Jesus

“Woah... that hoe just got sunday schooled!”

by alexigator July 3, 2018