When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...
“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
by OGloc November 26, 2018
Get the Schmidt Fingersmug. Theo Schmidt is the sexiest, strongest person in the world. He is considered a genius among the gods. He is loyal, so get on his good side.
by TakyT2005 September 9, 2021
Get the Theo Schmidtmug. A type of layered pastry which is very risky to eat, it can either be amazing if you are lucky- its with a delicious nutella filling but in most cases its filled with dog shit..
We played truth or dare last night, that Ben dude was dared to try a freshly baked Strudel Schmidt...puked his heart out after that poor bastard.
by OGloc January 29, 2019
Get the Strudel Schmidtmug. by Joseph John carone November 24, 2019
Get the joseph schmidtmug. 'He was schmidtting me last night!'
'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'
'I think he's really into schmidtting...'
'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'
'I think he's really into schmidtting...'
by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023
Get the Schmidttingmug.