by creeper-lurkki November 28, 2025
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The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
by Penis Alota August 6, 2024
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by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023
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by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023
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