schmackdown

an interjection. to express the feeling of beatin somebody's ass:)

mmmSCHMACKDOWN!hmm

by stinky pete! June 19, 2003

schmackie

A slang for penis, as defined by Paul Reiser in the television sitcom Mad About You.

"Helen, what do you mean you didn't marry me for the size of my schmackie!?"

by Tits McGavin May 26, 2008

scadalackin

The act of laying in bed diagonally (on purpose) so that your parter cannot lay in the bed also, also known as being a jerk.

"Honey move ur big ass over! Theres NO scadalackin tonight!"

by nett nett April 4, 2010

Schmackary

N. A glorified glory hole

I'm going to Schmackary's to get a schmack-snak!

by Gabe Ortiz October 27, 2012

schmackdangled

shitfaced; drunk out of your mind

Chelsea: That girl over there is white-girl wasted.
Emily: Yeah, she's so schmackdangled!

by titmonger October 31, 2013

schmackling

Two female dogs taking turns humping each other.

"Look at those bitches schmackling!"

by Steve erkle November 28, 2014

Schmackable

A sandwich similar to the classic PB & J, replacing the "PB" with human feces.

My sister loves my Schmackables. Too good!

by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018