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Schlemmering

Going to a public bathroom, similar to Wet Reuplic at MGM Grand in Las Vegas,…you go to pee, only to realize you have to puke….only to realize it’s been 1 hour and you fell asleep.
Dude, stop schlemmering and pick yourself up out of that toilet bowl.
by ItsTooMuchTuna$20 September 26, 2021
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scaleeteez

A girl that you mess with but shes not your girl. Also known as hoes, bitches, etc.
I scooped a couple scaleeteez at the party.
by YeaAiiight December 7, 2021
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Scheletele Futacios

a friend of nebunu weed's who buys and sells drugs also he is very alpha
My friend Scheletele Futacios can help you with the price
by Messyourmind March 31, 2022
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Scheletele Futacios

He is a friend of Nebunu Weed's who buys and sells drugs
Yo my friend Scheletele Futacios can help you with the prices
Did you know Scheletele Futacios has the best drugs?
by Messyourmind March 31, 2022
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Schlayter

A Hood rockstar that does music such as trap music
He tryna Schlayter it down in my block
by Soulless nigga May 24, 2022
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Schleppers

A small Jewish gang coming from the northwest side of Santa Rosa CA, they often engage in fights with their rival gang “the guinea fowl” a gang of Guinea fowl. Schleppers members will often refer to these birds as “irate” or “dirty pheasants”
“Oh look some Schleppers!”
“Hope there’s no guinea fowl around here.”
by SRinfo July 7, 2023
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Scheiterfreude

(n.) SHY-ter-froy-duh from German 'scheitern' (to fail) + 'Freude' (joy)

The perverse pleasure one gets from watching their own life go down in flames, usually followed by posting about it on social media. Like Schadenfreude's self-destructive cousin who never learned to adult properly. Or Schadenfreude's self-loathing cousin who lives in their parents' basement.

When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.

You decide to paint your living room for the first time. It ends up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting, but without the artistic intent. You share a selfie in front of your "new art installation" with the hashtag #Scheiterfreude
When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.

"After sending that drunk text to my ex, deleting my thesis by accident, and setting my microwave on fire - all in one day - I just sat there experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while eating cold ravioli straight from the can."

"After missing my train, spilling coffee on my white shirt, and sending that embarrassing email to the entire company instead of just my work bestie, I'm sitting here experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while crafting the perfect self-roasting tweet."
by StickyMcStickface November 7, 2024
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