saxaphoning 

A sex act performed on a woman by either a man or another woman. The woman is usually standing, having her anus licked and at the same time the person doing the licking reaches around and fingers the vagina and clitoris at the same time. Also known as trumpeting.

I gave her a good saxaphoning!

saxaphoning by Big Bill Clinton July 29, 2009

saxophonomist 

a person posessing vast knowledge and analytical prowess as it pertains to the sax. This person will often possess great musical ability. Also a word made up by Luke in attempt to appear highly intellectual.

hey I got a friend in wellington

Oh yeah?

Yup, hes a saxophonomist

Is that a real word
Yes

saxophonomist by majii September 19, 2012

saxophone 

BEST INSTRUMENT EVER

Saxophone is the BEST INSTRUMENT EVER

saxophone by lijordon November 18, 2016

Saxophone solo 

The act of gargling seamen

My Girfriend asked if she could practice her saxophone solo with me

Saxophone solo by Whdjxhcsncdljfdmfnemu December 7, 2018

Saxophone 

One of the worst instruments ever created, only people who think careless whisper is a slow dance song like this instrument. People who like this instrument have a 100% chance of dying alone.

Person 1: did you here that Jerry plays saxophone?
Person 2: yeah I knew he was stupid.

Saxophone by Bubble-boy-33 February 15, 2019

saxophone 

A shiny woodwind instrument that disguised itself as a brass instrument, who is the protagonist of a band and the redundant of an orchestra.

The alto saxophone player is found dead after the concert ends. The triangle player is made the suspect for sneaking off the stage after the fourteenth bar.

saxophone by Gouache September 24, 2019

Saxophone 

A instrument that died but came back to earth somehow

Da saxophone is loud

Saxophone by ShimYeong December 24, 2020