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Saxophoning 

Making Love with an Instrument, specifically one with in Brass division.
"I heard Hayden saxophoning"

"What the fuck"
Saxophoning by SirBlameson December 4, 2021

saxophonist

1. A musician who plays the saxophone. 2. One who is oft made fun of by other musicians (particularly trumpet players) because they are envied for their musical ability. 3. The most "nerdy" of the musicians, after the pianist and the composer.
The saxophonist at the cocktail party was quite talented.
saxophonist by Connmann August 17, 2009

classical saxophonist 

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.
Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.

Saxophonic 

sounding like, or similar to an alto or tenor saxophone.
"dude, that homeless man's singing was very saxophonic."
Saxophonic by Summer JD Glau January 15, 2009

saxaphoning 

A sex act performed on a woman by either a man or another woman. The woman is usually standing, having her anus licked and at the same time the person doing the licking reaches around and fingers the vagina and clitoris at the same time. Also known as trumpeting.
I gave her a good saxaphoning!

Saxoboning 

Engaging in the act of sexual intercourses whilst playing a wee jig on ya bendy-sex-whistle
Hey how’d it go with Johnny last night? “It was great until he started saxoboning me”
Saxoboning by Safesax June 4, 2018