Definitions by Gouache

saxophone 

A shiny woodwind instrument that disguised itself as a brass instrument, who is the protagonist of a band and the redundant of an orchestra.

The alto saxophone player is found dead after the concert ends. The triangle player is made the suspect for sneaking off the stage after the fourteenth bar.

saxophone by Gouache September 24, 2019

Brass

A sophisticated device that's used to collect liquid, which is usually recognized as saliva.

The floor requires regular cleaning after the performance given by brass players.

Brass by Gouache September 24, 2019

Brass instrument 

A sophisticated device that's used to collect water, which is usually recognized as saliva.

Failing to explain that the liquid isn't saliva, the brass instrument players were told to mop the floor.

Brass instrument by Gouache September 24, 2019