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smashed ass

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.
I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.
by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004
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smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.
by wetfart July 31, 2014
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Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts
Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)
by Plazmaba11z May 21, 2016
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Smashed Yam

When your girl squats her fresh booty yam over your face and gives it a ride.
Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.

She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Smashed Burgers

N.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023
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spashed

Spashed is a word used by someone to describe their own state of being after a large number of joints. The word comes from the inability of the mind to put the letter of a word together when stoned. So while you might have meant to say smashed (Which is a word to describe the state you would be in after drink anyway) your mind put in random letters to fill the space while your thinking about the word and you come up with "Spashed"
Aahh! Dude, I'm like amm!! what's it am like really (s..pa..shed)spashed man!
by Dynamize February 14, 2006
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Hood Smashed

When a large group of three or more individuals gang attack a single individual for reasons known only to the attackers.
"Hey matt that fool just insulted me im tired of this shit, hes fittin to get hood smashed
by GenoBreaker March 29, 2009
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