Rumplespringa

A drink consisting of a shot of Rumpleminze chased with soda and topped off with a squeeze of lime

Everyone at the party was feeling irie, the Rumplespringas flowed freely.

by VBAHole22 April 20, 2011

dwarfskin rumpler

a frightening new swear word used in pleasanton CA that will scare children and sometimes make people named paul curl in the fetal position, hide in the nearest closet, and wet themselves

Brenden: DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!

Paul: stop or ill tell your dad you smoke brendalfly

by Sheldon Molesk August 23, 2007

Rumple Fugly

A short, fat, wrinkly shit, who is generally fuck ugly.

Liam: You are a rumple fugly.
Charles: What, because I am a short, fat, wrinkly shit, and I am generally fuck ugly?
Liam: Yes, indeed.

by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties July 18, 2009

rumplesmoothskin

When you have sheet marks on your pee pee tee pee.

I woke up with Rumplesmoothskin.

by Holdsitgud August 10, 2019

rumpleforeskin

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.

"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Rumpleforeskin

One who is able to pick pubic hair and spin the hair fibers into pure gold by wrapping the hair around their foreskin. Usually told as a children's fable or fairy tale, but is now in circulation as slang.

Hey, I wanna be Rumpleforeskin so I can be rish!

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Rumplesnitz

The act of slaying dragons in the Medieval times with thou saucy lads, but can be referred to slaying anything in thy presence.

I just rumplesnitzed the shit out of that dandelion.

by Uggy MFN D May 14, 2011