johnnie rolfe

sex god

i wanna be with a johnnie rolfe

by usuhhsuwggsj December 7, 2020

Rolfing

To post anti ATF/Fed bois memes on Facebook, not to be confused with Bubbaing which is to post pictures of terribly modded "Bubbaed" firearms

Dude Rolfing is my favorite Facebook activity of all time!

by Direwolf April 6, 2024

rolf

To consum food at a very a fast pace. Usually pertaining to large amounts.

Can also be used too describe throwing food up. Also, usually pertaining but not limited to large amounts.

"Osias was so excited about his dinner, he rolfed it all quickly"

"Osias should have eaten slower, because later that evening he was scared he would rolf it all back up."

by Akua The God November 19, 2023

Dirty Rolf

When you think the tunes gonna be filthy and then you gotta get entirely new plumbing

last night I was watching an EIA stream and they pulled a dirty Rolf, gonna cost me 3 grand.

by hodsi July 21, 2022

Rolf

A Rolf is a very kind and nice person. He's always there for people, and is amazing.

Look, there's Rolf, let's talk to him.

by Abcambertjee<3 November 21, 2021

johnnie rolfe

sex god

person 1: wow that guy is a sex god

person 2: his name must be johnnie rolfe!!

by usuhhsuwggsj December 7, 2020

Rolfs factor

A mathematical factor, used on equations to obtain the correct result, no matter the operation required to be performed.

"I cant get the correct result in this formula"
"Just use Rolfs factor"
"Oh yes, now it works"

by Wagio December 7, 2017