righteous heartache

Someone who breaks peoples hearts unintentionally, or can't help doing it.

Guy: My girlfriend just left me for no reason, she says she's really sorry.

Other guy: Wow, she's such a righteous heartache.

by apreacherman November 17, 2013

Righteous Autism

A form of autism which contains only it's most advantageous qualities.

With Al's righteous autism he was able to manage 5 wives and his job.

by BenAllan November 3, 2018

righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone

haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"

by heccarina June 18, 2018

Righteous

When you get something right you yell out "righteous" and act like it's very normal. And keep on going

"Ayy what did you get for 6.A" "I got -15" "righteous"

by Jo1nt August 11, 2018

Righteous

Used to say “really” or “forreal”

You righteous tripping bro.

Im righteous hungry as hell

Oh righteous?

by osamabinhad December 15, 2019

righteous bambino

A young rapper/music producer.

Have you heard of Righteous Bambino

by Youngest flexer January 10, 2018

Righteous

Means someone who has an infection and makes fun of TURTLES having sex

Look that turtle is gay and it's a piece of shit righteous

by CATA666 May 8, 2018