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hes annoyinh as fuvk but somehow you'll still love him and be most comfortable around him
reuben is the sweetest asshole i know
Reuben by princesslut September 7, 2022
A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.
"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"
Reuben by willzamn December 27, 2022
Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.
“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”
Reuben by Pu$$yMCHN March 30, 2023
Reuben, the ebony powerhouse with musical muscles! His irresistible charm and sexy beats echo through the air, commanding attention from all who dare to listen. With each bass drop, he shatters decibel records, yet his music resonates deep within our souls, leaving us craving for more of his electrifying tunes. Brace yourselves for an auditory rollercoaster ride, because Reuben is here to deliver bold melodies that will leave you begging for an encore!
Have you heard that new song by reuben?, shits fire!”
Reuben by Big mon28768 October 1, 2023
a name for boys who are gay and have no sense. they have 14 inch dick and penetrate atleast 50 big black women a day and 1 snowbunny a week
Josh: What is a gay name
Ethan: Reuben is a name for gay spaztics
Reuben by hdhxbdhdisbs December 16, 2023
Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs
Reuben by Realdog May 27, 2024