retarted giraffe

a word that can describe about anything..a mystical creature like a liger, bigfoot or jewish people discovered in Tiffs house in the bathroom ever since then its wrecked havoc and destruction on man kind with its long tale and retarted ways

"look at her shes such a retarted giraffe.."

"dude i retarted giraffe so hard last night"

by retarted giraffe man October 24, 2008

hung like a retarted gerble

some who is unusualy large for thier body size

People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around

MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours

by T.D.B. March 26, 2008

Resmarted

To post innumerable lyrics, poems, or quotes to your flickr/myspace/facebook profiles, and loosely play them off as your own by not giving credit. To resmart.

Jillian's profile is so damn resmarted, it's full of wannabe Radiohead lyrics.

by Mary A May 8, 2008

Resmarted

A comment or an idea made with good intentions that is actually retarded.

Caley creates some of the most resmarted ideas, she thinks her ideas work but they are so retarded.

by Jackel 6 October 14, 2010

Resmarted

Someone who is smart, they just do retarded shit

Omg I'm so resmarted sometimes

by Urabinchofliarsimadeupthisword August 25, 2023

Resharded

Someone who leaves the freezer door open all night & then denies it the next morning, attempts to make up for it by washing the dishes with no soap, pretends to be asleep in their friends floor & steals meth off their chest then says “I don’t even like meth”

Tina: Jimmy! You know it’s 100° outside did you sell the rest of that meth so we could pay the power bill?

Jimmy: well when I woke up sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high

Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room

by me.drugbuggg August 26, 2023

Restarted

Adjective

Someone or something who's so stupid they might as well have been lobotomized or "factory reset".

Example 1:
Human1: Why do people think elon musk is smart?

Human2: Right? Dude is practically restarted.

Example 2:
Husband: I'm gonna jump my Jet Ski onto the roof then sliiiiide right into the pool! Woo!

Wife: Gerald! What the fuck as you doing? Put that thin back in the garage. You're so fucking restarted.

by WinterWinds January 9, 2024