The personal act of smearing fecal matter onto oneself whilst naked crawling upside down stomach to ceiling like a cockroach.
“I was attempting to use the restroom when i found my 94 year old grandpa reltching in the rest room”
by LKI and JBN May 11, 2024
Get the Reltching mug.The act of stuffing hot coals under someones foreskin and once said coal are under and burning the victims genitalia. you get some buddies to kick the penis kick the penis
the victim relates all over the place.
the victim relates all over the place.
by Superawesomesigma5679163738 April 12, 2024
Get the reltch mug.In baseball, a homerun that is hit so far out of the park and hit with such extreme exit velocity that is surprising.
That Rotch rocket left the hard faster than I have ever seen.
He hit the shit out of that Rotch rocket that it left the yard in no time.
He hit the shit out of that Rotch rocket that it left the yard in no time.
by TinyM July 24, 2024
Get the Rotch rocket mug.The motion sickness that strikes many people when they first start playing certain video games, either for the first time or after a while not picking up a controller.
Man, I was supposed to go out with everyone tonight but I started playing the latest Halo game & now I'm laying on the couch with Reach Retch!
by FefferJ October 8, 2010
Get the Reach Retch mug.Where is he, have u seen him, where could he be, been months
by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024
Get the Robbie reoch mug.How Pat McManus's buddy Mr. Sweeney would likely have passed himself off as when mooching for a ride, claiming to be unable to repay a loan on time, not wanting to perform a yucky/arduous task, etc., when in reality he was perfectly capable of fulfilling his responsibilities, but was just too lazy and/or self-centered to actually apply himself.
Never mind his malingering sportsman-partner --- Pat HIMSELF was da truly "poor retched individual" when it came to being able to partake of significant physical activity, due to his being so unmotivated and out-of-shape... according to da "MFFFF", he would indeed violently wheeze and hackingly cough whenever he attempted anything much more strenuous than pressing da buttons on his TV-remote!
by QuacksO March 4, 2025
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