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Rapebank

A better name for the city of Burbank, Los Angeles. Credit is shared by many but it can probably best be pinned down to native Los Angelean Adam Carolla

The addition of the term "Rape" comes from the allegation that the city's police force is the most likely in all of the United States to give chickenshit tickets for road offenses. The police in Burbank, Carolla says, seem to revel in giving out frivolous tickets for jaywalking offenses, driving against left turn arrows, and the like.
Oh, look. I got yet another $180 jaywalking ticket because the crossing light turned red while I was 3/4 of the way across. I should have known not to cross the road; I was in Rapebank.
by Sergeant Hale December 8, 2010
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national stop rape

National stop rape day.This is EVERYDAY RAPE IS NOT OKAY AND IF YOU THINK ITS OK GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Do you know a day when it’s important?no?well NATIONAL STOP RAPE DAY IS SO IF YOU DONT CARE YOU,YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
by Dracos wifey March 19, 2021
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Rapechinsky

The greatest athlete who ever lived. Multifaceted and multi dimensional- Rapechinsky is a living legend NBA, MLB, British Premier League soccer, Olympic steeplechase, and every other sport imaginable and been indoctrinated into every hall of fame including sports he's never played because its a foregone conclusion he would be dominant. He has excelled in everything he's participated in, including likely being the next president of the USA without even declaring himself a candidate and receiving the nobel prize for astrophysics without inventing anything. Recently made headlines when rape was legalized because he was discovered to be a serial rapist. In fact now rape is encouraged and taught to students at an early age thanks to Rapechinsky.
Rapechinsky is what we would get if Muhammad Ali, Michael Jordan, Albert Einstein, Warren Buffet and Thomas Jefferson all inseminated Wonderwoman at the same time.
by Alabamaniac May 24, 2013
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Gate Rape

My sister got gate raped at LAX.
by Kon Tiki November 17, 2010
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Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.
Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?
by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015
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Rape machine

An electrical appliance with an attachable dildo.
I woke up sore this morning after my fuck machine had a technical glitch and wouldn't stop fucking me despite hitting power off switch. I'm now filing a police report and will sue the manufacturer for this rape machine.
by Will2500 April 20, 2023
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raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
by the storm drains February 18, 2009
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