(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food

by kj7771 May 19, 2008

do_people_click_on_random_things?

Yeah Apparently

do_people_click_on_random_things?:

Apparently people also look at this part to so,
HELLO WORLD

by Etan888 March 14, 2018

Randolph

A middle-sized town, located in Morris County, New Jersey. If you come from Randolph you either work from 2:30 PM-10:00 PM every night, or in most cases, your parents are loaded. Randolph is the one town that everyone wants to be in, until they realize that there is nothing to do but go to an occasional weekend party or spend their time driving to a surrounding town to have some fun. The center of Randolph is the Acme, which you can already tell makes this town a shit load of fun. It is often said that you would think a town with so much money would have at least one place to hang out, but your completely wrong. All in all the town of Randolph is not too bad, if you have money, and are not worried about finding something to do on the weekends.

"Yeah, that stuck up J.A.P must be from Randolph."
"Did your daddy buy you that?"
"At least we are going to college..."

by CJGCB14 October 30, 2006

Random Rab

He is one of the founding members of the trend setting El Circo community. Known for his heart-warming beats he is often a sought after performer at underground parties in San Francisco and across the US. He is also commonly known as 'the converter' due to his hot looks and appeal to individuals of all sexual preferences.

1st party-goer "Rab was so hot up there! He was my favorite DJ at that El Circo party! His music just TURNS me on!"

2nd party-goer "I know! It get's everybody all JUICY and LOVED up! You know that he isn't just a DJ, he produces all the music he plays! He is SOOO talented!"

1st party-goer "That's so HOT!!!! Did you see how he was looking at me?! I swear we made eye contact!"

2nd party-goer "Oh, Puuulleeeeaaasssseeee!!! You are just going through your Random Rab phase! Everyone here does that! He was checking out that Hawaiian steeze!"

by biggest fan January 27, 2008

randomishismness

Randomishismness (also can be spelt RANDOMISHISMNESS) is a colloquialism used in exclamation to describe an extremely random occurrence.

its use originated from local adolescent groups in Adelaide, South Australia who used it as an exclamation of either boredom, randomness, or to show off they're world renowned vocalization abilities.

"Why I dare say, Dr. Williams, does that look like a pig flying to you!?"

"RANDOMISHISMNESS!!!"

by CrazySouthAustralian169 December 17, 2009

Randomese

Utterly random way of saying or spelling a common word or trying to make up your own kewl term. Randomese is the official language of random.

Pencil Pusher: "Haha, that was so funny that I lemnopeed my pants!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "WTF is L-M-N-O-Peed? So freakin' random..."
Pencil Pusher: "I am teh leets, I canz speak randomese!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "Sigh, lame."

by Stealthage October 15, 2009

Random crits

A vary balanced mechanic that in team fortress two that will occasionally deal more damage than normal and fucking annihilate the enemy if they get hit by a critical boosted attack.

guy 1: I love when I get killed as heavy because a direct hit crocket does 300 fucking damage
guy 2: Random crits are fair and balanced and break stalemates

by Snake_sixtysix June 25, 2021