quon

A word Kramer claims may be found in a medical dictionary

When a patient gets difficult, you quon him!

by YankeeJTC June 21, 2004

Quon

Quon is the basic unit of quantumstuff which is the stuff that makes up the quantum universe. See "Quantum Reality" by Nick Herbert.

An electron is a quon which has both particle and wave characteristics.

by Johnny B Bad August 4, 2004

Quonk

When someone hits another person on the back of their head with an impressive penis.

Johnny quonked brenda last night and she got knocked out cold.

by Kinky dwarf November 1, 2017

qwong

a person who has pink nipples and dark grey armpit hair, usually found in slovakia. The leader of a slovakian cult usually decides to have these rejects of society executed in the manner of death by expansion of the anal cavaties by the shoving of chunks of dry ice inside. the mixture is kept in the anus for long periods of time and causes constipation, bloody noses, dry elbow skin, and eventually death. cause of being a qwong are usually caused by an activity called mung. the activity give you a disease that makes you a qwong.

He is a qwong because he went munging!

by qwongmaster June 10, 2009

qwong

the sound the light from a flashlight makes in fog.

We fought fiercely on the foggy golf course, the qwong from our flashlights deafened our ears.

by bread infection November 24, 2009

quong

a drinking game made up by two cool people. its a cross between quaters and pong. take keg cups, set them as you would with beer pong. instead of ping pong balls, use quaters to get into the other person's cup.

"i'm super bored."
"lets go play quong!"

by original seymore butts May 12, 2007

quong

Quong is a term used to describe the benefits of achieving high social status within a society, such as: power, wealth, recognition, respect, admiration from the opposite sex etc.

I don't just want money, I want the whole quong!

by Matt Wright December 5, 2005