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Gay Quarters

When two or more guys lather themselves in baby oil and get into a bed in a dark room and scatter quarters throughout the sheets and roll around and wrestle with eachother while trying to collect the most quarters. Whoever collects the most gets to keep all the quarters!
Dude I was smashed last night at that party, I think I even ended up playing gay quarters with the wrestling team!
by D.H. Beckingham January 20, 2012
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marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
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quarterpiece

noun.
A woman who has the "5 B's": Brains, Beauty, Body and a Big Booty. In contrast, a dime definitely has the beauty and body but not necessarily the Brains or the Big Booty.
Gabrielle Union and Jennifer Lopez would be examples of QuarterPieces.

Jessica Alba is close. (she needs a little more on the backside)
by D, Kinder June 21, 2005
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duce and a quarter

The name of the Buick, Electra 225. This term was heard mostly in the 1970's and early 1980's.
My father owned a duce and a quarter.
by Dennis James Perry April 29, 2006
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Quarterback Keeper

When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is that the female tells the man that she is taking contraceptives when she knows she is not.
Usually done as a way of keeping a relationship going when there have been signs that the partnership may be coming to an end.
Man, I was going to dump her but then she pulled a Quarterback Keeper! Guess I'll have to stick around now.
by Lazylounger March 7, 2009
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Quarter

The French Quarter or Vieux Carré, a neighborhood in New Orleans.
I really liked my apartment in the Quarter, but I had to move to the Marigny when some yuppie consortium bought the building to make condos.
by Wandelndes Lexikon January 5, 2005
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quarter life crisis

When you realize suddenly that you've finished school, and it's time to Choose Your Career, and Support Yourself, and enter the Real World -- NOW -- and you have no eartly idea what to do. It doesn't help that you probably have absolutely no job experience whereas the jobs you see advertised everywhere want at least 3-5 years.

You can buy yourself some time to regroup by getting a McJob.
Oh god what do i do where do i go from here my resume sucks i suck and i don't have any money and if i go to my parents i'm a failure and i need to get out there and find a job but i don't see any that i want or that i think i'll know how to do very well or they won't hire me anyway 'cause i can't prove i'm any good so i think i'll just sit here in my room in the dark and curl up and go to sleep for awhile.......
by Never Knows Best May 11, 2004
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