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Donkey Puncher

AKA: DP
An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt
Frylock: Okay... then what's your real name?
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.
by Lig Na Baste May 5, 2008
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Punched in the Kisser

Normally it would mean taking a punch to the face, but in Russia punch means stab and kisser means anus-hole.
Russian mobster: If you don't have the stuff by monday you're dead.
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole
by The D.E.N.N.I.S. System November 8, 2012
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Butt Puncher

Man, Elton John is a real Butt Puncher
by Will August 6, 2003
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cock puncher

one who punches others in the nuts or cock.
Dude#1: dude my nuts hurt so bad
Dude#2: why
Dude#1: some random cock puncher hit me
by Seth W. Ramsey October 19, 2008
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Puncheon

The finest rum in the caribbean. Mainly drank by Trini's, and by those who enjoy liming and looking for a good time. It's not less than 75% alcohol, so you could literally get fucked up.
Man: Eh Gyal bring d puncheon!
Man #2: Yeh man pass rum, pass rum!
by JCSang October 20, 2008
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Dung-puncher

Slang for a gay man.
"Dude, I had a great time last night, until the club was invaded by a bunch of dung-punchers."
by Thor9 September 15, 2006
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Punched the Reindeer

When a otherwise respectable actor stars in a horribly embarrassing holiday comedy.
Vince Vaughn really punched the reindeer when he made 'Four Christmases'.
by spanosays December 18, 2008
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