Phonetarded

When you get a brand new, totally different phone and are completely incapable of using it at all.

Oh sorry I can't. I'm phonetarded.

by @Keefy August 7, 2011

pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

proletariat syndrome

when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.

the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder

by Sexydimma January 22, 2015

proletarian banquet

When non-office urban workers celebrate the birthday of one of their own in a warehouse or machine shop by having a potluck during lunch hour.

We just had a proletarian banquet at our warehouse today.

by Sexydimma March 23, 2015

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015

proctarian

Similiar to being Agnostic, a Proctarian believes that while it is possible god exists, it is very likely he's an asshole

After being forced to be a Mormon when younger, Josh grew up hating religion and became a Proctarian

by Sir_Handel September 12, 2016

proletariat syndrome

when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.

the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder

by Sexydimma July 30, 2016