rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

process

1. Do something, (or at least pretend to).

2. Method of doing something, (or at least pretending to).

3. To chop or mix ingredients as in a food processor.

4. To compute.

If this blasted computer doesn't stop pretending to process stuff and find some process for completing the process I assigned it, I'm going to put its processor into a blender and process it but good!

by Downstrike June 9, 2004

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

by lazyskier December 14, 2010

Prochristination

Putting off attending church because it's too much work for a Sunday morning and a lot more fun just to stay in bed. Prochristination escalates once the beginning of football season starts.

Greg: "Hey Tim, let's go to church today. I heard there are a lot of cute girls in the congregation and I haven't gotten laid in a while."

Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"

by D-block Wilmington October 31, 2011

Procraftinating

The act of procrastination when instead of mindless activities, one uses the time to craft.

"I've been procraftinating all day long instead of studying for this test."

by CorCor23 February 5, 2012

Procrastablunt

When you are neglecting some sort of work to instead, chief down on a blunt.

Manny - "Man I can't finish my essay I must have writers block or something"

Matt- "Fuck it man me neither, lets smoke a procrastablunt!"

Manny- "Oh hellz yea!"

by Superstrainz November 4, 2012