by Ya boy Dirty September 10, 2022
Get the Fuck-Pox mug.An evil disease that was delivered to mankind via the gopher, who are slaves to their evil monkey masters.
George showed up at my front door with a package. He was itching himself(a symptom of monkey pox) so I killed him and blew up the package.
by Fowzilla November 25, 2003
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A less known STD that is very common. Pubic Pox consists of small red bumps around pubic area. Also know as Molluscum Contagiosum.
"Sorry, I can have sex right now, the doctor just dripped liquid nitrogen around my cock to remove my pubic pox."
by westjesse January 8, 2009
Get the pubic pox mug.A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.
Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!
by Matt January 15, 2005
Get the retarded pox mug.Slang for Herpes. This is used when a friend that never had chicken pox thinks he's finally caught them. He is wrong. CHICKEN Pox are everywhere. Cock Pox, well...
'Yeah, Sean, I have chicken pox, I'm Home and very itchy!"
"But Rob, your Twenty?! Oh... You've got Cock Pox haven't you?"
"Good show, mate, Good Show indeed."
"But Rob, your Twenty?! Oh... You've got Cock Pox haven't you?"
"Good show, mate, Good Show indeed."
by DJ Stainless Steel March 2, 2009
Get the Cock Pox mug.A rash or excessive wear on ones penis from frequent masterbation. Usually found on those who haven't had sex in long time. Example: Married males, Priests, and virgins.
Man its been 6 months since I last got laid, I have given myself a bad case of Jerkin Pox ever since.
by xristopher cringle October 18, 2010
Get the Jerkin Pox mug.Lady pox looks like red raised bumps with mini pustules somewhat like chicken pox and is an unknown rash nasty older women get from being used up whores. It is unknown whether it is herpes, warts or just a shave rash but no one wants to find out because it smells like unimaginable rot. Girls with lady pox often end up being single and living alone hiding behind the computer or on cam sites where people cant smell her lady pox. There is no cure for lady pox and it is contagious.
by BlazerBoi January 7, 2012
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