porned

when annoying raunchy, sex ads pop up on your computer by accident.

"Dude, I was streaming Law & Order from some sketchy website last night in the living room, and I got porned!! I can't believe the volume wasn't on mute and my Grandmother was sitting right next to me!"

by yungsalvage May 25, 2018

Porn

When two people love each other very much the female tends to spread her legs while naked and the male is naked between them and puts his penis in her vaginas. This act is called sex and porn is when sex is recorded and posted online!

I caught my son watching porn last night ! It was full of naked women!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

Porn

The film shit thousands of lonely people watch every second when they should be going out and find themselves a girlfriend/boyfriend so they could get some.

Matt: Do you like porn?

Me: No.

Matt: Do you watch porn?

Me: Everyone watches it man!

by Girls ❤️ shafts February 19, 2019

porn

people eather being naked or doing sex acts 4 the camera. but there are different levels of porn. i love seeing pictures of women naked and acting sexy (ie soft core). but then u got the hard core. some of it is interesting but most isnt becuase most has eather 1)women fucking weird things 2)2 many dicks in them. if i wanna see a dick ill look down lol. i go on porn 2 see hot chicks

Softcore porn is beautiful and sexy cause it shows naked women posing or doing traditional sex acts. Softcore makes sex beautfiul. Hardcore porn shows people doing freaky things, like sticking carrots up their ass or getting gangbanged. These things aren't exactly a turn on. Stick 2 the softcore and get more turned on. The women are more beautiful on it neway.

by Benny K August 10, 2004

porn

the way to find yourself drowling over an electric apliance

oh, my god! I found Alysa Milano´s pussy

by Azzy October 28, 2003

porn

the mysterious energy that makes your hands really attracted to your crotch area

Turn off that porn so i can get back to work!

by natataeako August 10, 2009

porn

The source of all fuckin viruses and pests!
Computer bugs/virus, hIV virus, herpes, crabs.....

HornyRobert: SHIT! porn ruined my life! Gotta buy a new pc! THE CPU's fucked by viruses and the monitor's fucked by my cumshot...

PussyJames: FUCk! Coz of porn, I became horny... hooked up some dirty Prostitute.... I'm now Infected by STD's and WTF?! I saw a bunch of Crabs having orgy in my pubic hair!

by a.mends June 23, 2007