nerd ass pop tart 

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.

Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart

nerd ass pop tart by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022

sexy pop tart 

A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"

Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!

*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*

sexy pop tart by Dirty Dan 69 February 10, 2014

Kentucky Pop Tart 

A sex act involving one or more people where a chicken leg is used in place of a dildo.

Kyle: How was your date with Amanda last night?
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.

Kentucky Pop Tart by Honey Maxwell February 4, 2017

Kenyan Pop Tart 

This is when a fine young gentleman is tossing a girls salad and she releases a fury of mud butt all in his mouth.

Guy: Do you want me to lick your ass hole?

Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.

Guy: What is that?

Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.

Kenyan Pop Tart by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009

Diet Pop Tart 

-a Pop Tart with the edges broken off so just the delicious, fruity middle part is left.

Guy 1: Dude?! Are you eating a Pop Tart? I thought you were on a diet? Those things have like 200 calories per tart!

Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!

Diet Pop Tart by T-Floss September 30, 2009

Lobster pop tart 

When you douse your hands in hot butter and fist a girl when she is on her period

Dude at the party last night I was so wasted I slipped a girl the lobster pop tart.

Lobster pop tart by Crabshaq February 21, 2017

Salty Pop-Tart 

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

Salty Pop-Tart by DrSwift December 7, 2011