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We're not putting it to a vote. I'm not asking you whether or not I'm better than everyone. I experience (actively) the rest of you being walking pieces of shit every day and the ONLY thing that matters is getting out of your lives and staying there for as long as humanly possible and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE DOING WHAT I AM DOING... Your children would be at less of a risk of getting stabbed to death in a gas station by someone who doesn't want to be there.
Hym "We're not taking a fucking poll. I'm not a politician. I don't need your vote. Not asking."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.
John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
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Gallop Poll

An equestrian-related public survey.
When Genuine Risk got bumped and otherwise illegally/unethically prevented from winning the Preakness and Belmont races, a Gallop Poll that was conducted afterwards showed strong support for the pretty little mare, and widespread outrage about the shameful ways she had been treated during those two races.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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Arizona Cactus Poll

Striping down naked and dancing seductively on a spiked Cactus with the intention of mimicking a stripper
Joey has been hospitalized for pulling a Arizona cactus poll
by Hxicde0 November 27, 2025
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Poll

You got the poll with you ? Or I’m abt to get a poll
by Dadass May 20, 2021
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huh Polling

Something you say when you don't know what else to say or the conversation got really awkward just now.
"I fell in love with one of the muppets when I was little. I still love them."
"huh Polling."
by CaptainLost July 16, 2021
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getting polled

Originally referenced in Sheck Wes’s breakout freestyle single Mobamba. “Getting polled” is a threat to those fucking around, equivalent to the act of being forcibly sodomized with a poll.
Buddy if you keep fucking around, your ass gon’ get polled.

Well the last thing I want is to be getting polled.
by Who12344321 January 1, 2019
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