Cheek Plow 

A device used to separate an obese individual's ass cheeks. This device is employed during medical procedures such as rectal exams, hernia removal, etc. The device is often equipped with a sprayer that "mists" coconut or other fragrances to make the overwhelming stench bearable.

"Nurse can you hand me the cheek plow. I have several layers of blubber that I need to peel back to get to this guy's anus."

Cheek Plow by F. Sulkaman December 27, 2007

Douche Plow 

The Ulimate Douche...someone who just plows their way through life with unlimited amounts of douchery.

That guy Johnny is such a Douche Plow that he needs a bigger bag to hold the amount of douche nectar he has been handing out.

Douche Plow by Elohdaeh July 23, 2012

Ontario Plow Truck 

When the dick is in one hole an the balls are stuffed in the other hole simultaneously

Becky let me give her the ole Ontario plow truck

Ontario Plow Truck by Keepontruckin4 July 10, 2016

Texas snow plow 

the act of cumming to ones large hat then putting the hat on a partner's face the hitting the back of the hat,(to squash it) to cover the persons face in the contents.

she wasn't very good in bed so i gave her a Texas snow plow instead.

Texas snow plow by pantsman40 March 13, 2011

michigan snow plow 

when you are nailing a chick from behind, and u knock her arms out from under her, and she face plants into the bed

michigan snow plow is the new doggie style

michigan snow plow by abe owner September 30, 2008

Wrinkle-plow 

The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.

That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass

Wrinkle-plow by Shieldings March 5, 2011

Breast plow

the act of ramming a male's sword between a pair of preferably big boobs

james breast plowed me last night and blew on my face.

Breast plow by brandon smith-johnson August 20, 2009