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PLOD TURD MAN

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN
by YAWA February 13, 2020
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Plod on

Stranger 1: I demand that you immediately rescind your insult of calling me a twatty Southerner.

Stranger 2: Plod on you fucking moron.
by TheNortherner September 2, 2013
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plodder

person who plods, esp one who works in a slow and persevering but uninspired manner
Geez that dude is a plodder
by PenaltyPuller September 21, 2020
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pladge

Something that is disgusting ot distasteful.
Your shirt is pladge
by Clacka_lacka_shacka April 3, 2021
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ploddle's blue lighters

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.
Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)
by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023
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plodcast

"How to putt" may be the ultimate plodcast.
by The Jeff S May 15, 2016
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Beg and Plead

Sexual act in which one partner (usually the male) is constantly trying to engage romantically, only to be rejected by their partner.
Clint has been trying to Beg and Plead all week; he might actually get laid this weekend.
by Corbin184 October 22, 2010
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