southern pines

a town in north carolina where rich old men live and play golf

That rich guy from down the street plays golf in Southern Pines.

by ladylove521378 December 15, 2008

pine marten

Pine Martens are the most adorable animals ever to exist on god's green earth. Whenever you see a Pine Marten, all psychological, emotional and physical ailments are cured instantly, and you are afflicted with a desperate desire to pet the subject of your new-found adoration.

Holly: I love pine martens so fucking much! They cured my crippling depression.

by PINEMARTEN808 January 7, 2017

Pine County

Pine County is the rural most area between Duluth and the Twin Cities. If you live in Pine County, you are often found sticking your dick in your Ford F150's exhaust pipe. After busting a nut, you will take a case of bud light roadies and habitually drive drunk to your local meth lab. Don't worry about the 5-0 in this area because they join you in your drunken escapades. This county is rittled with herpes and boredom. If you don't have herpes, you will probably contract it from your cousin relatively soon.

Pine county hick 1: Did you just see that hot bitch on that John Deere?
Pine county hick 2: Yeah, man. That's my cousin. I gave her the herp!

by CBAAED April 3, 2011

pine pony

n. "the bench;" the bench team sports players sit on during gameplay. To "ride the pine pony" means to sit out of a game because of an injury, a suspension, or, especially, because a player sucks.

"His torn ACL has him riding the pine pony until next season."

by wayfarer April 30, 2005

Pine Hills

A neighborhood located in west Orlando. Also known as Choppa City. It is home to people such as Darryl Dawkins NBA hall of famer, Chucky Atkins pro basketball player, and Brandon Siler San Deigo linebacker.

If you really want to play call of duty go check out Pine Hills, and if you wanna play on veteran go after midnight.

by pine hills June 16, 2008

pine float

A toothpick in/with a cup of water. The sign of a cheap date. This is an older term from the midwest, ask your parents.

"Let me take you out tonight girl. Pine floats on me."

by Matthew T. Green September 11, 2005

Dipper Pines

The main character of the show Gravity Falls, created by Alex Hirsch. He is a 12 year old, you weird perverts, so why the fuck do fans ship him with Bill Cipher? :(

Dipper Pines and Dippy Fresh did the flip a dip dip

by DickAndMorty April 18, 2016