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Piddle

Courtney is a dumbass. Piddle.
by How Trendy January 8, 2006
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piddlepoo

a poo that also has a smidgen of urine. a runny poo
mam.......help me wipe my bum...i've just had a piddlepoo
by Darryl Todd August 21, 2006
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Piddle Pipe

Synonym of urethra, piss hole.

The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).
I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.

Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.

Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns
by Mary March 13, 2005
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PiddleDump

(Noun)
1. A dump that includes a piddle.
2. A four year old's insult
3. A package deal in which includes both shit and piss
4. A satchel that encompasses bodily waste
5. A substance used by desperate people to create the highly addictive drug called Jenkem(fermented piss and shit)

(Verb)
6. To poop and piss at the same time(possibly in a jar for Jenkem)
7. To take a liquid shit
8. When you shit liquid comes out too

(Adjective)
9. Again a four year old's insult
10. something composed of shit and piss
Example 1
John: Where is Anthony?
Greg: He is busy taking a piddledump.

Example 2
Jack: What are you doing?
Matt: I am piddledumping in this jar so that i may make Jenkem and get high tomorrow.

Example 3
Sarah: Drew keeps trying to rape me!
Morgan: He is such a piddledump!
by MrNathanman November 3, 2009
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piddlekrumper

noun: name given to a person who leaves a group of friends to go get laid

verb: piddlekrumping: the act of leaving a group of friends to get laid
guy 1: where did john go last night?
guy 2: He left with sarah.
guy 1: wow what a piddlekrumper
by orangesurprise December 3, 2011
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piddle popper

A phrase that one screams when a adult is present and they are not allowed to curse
by Cosmo Juan September 3, 2016
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piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.
Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.
by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017
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