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phone hell

A state of agony that occurs when you are anxiously anticipating a phone call or text and you look at your cell phone every 30 seconds.
I am burning in phone hell.
by stprizzy October 27, 2007
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Phonebooker

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.
"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010
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phone session

When a group of friends gets together to hang out and then they all end up sitting and staring at their phones; usually scrolling through social media or acting like they are so that they can fit in with everyone else. Is extremely common among girls, and my friends unfortunately.
I wanted to hang out with my friends but they were all being boring and having a phone session. So then I left and tried to find people that were actually having a good time instead.
by 138DooBy February 20, 2014
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rape phone

An emergency call box located on a college campus.
If you're being stalked at night, run to the nearest rape phone.
by m0 September 25, 2009
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hit my phone up

When u text some or call someone constantly
But you still hit my phone up and baby I be moving on.
by xx ChallengeGirls xx July 30, 2016
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Hold the Phone

An exclamation used when something is overwhelming and/or unbelievable.

Rolls off the tongue similar to “Holy F___” and, as such, is used as a safe alternative.

Also has a literal sense in that, if incredible news etc came in, you would literally need to, “hold the phones,” and reassess the situation.
“I know it’s very common but I’ve actually never eaten food.”

“Hold the phone! How have you never eaten?!”

Osmosis.”
by Like2Define February 20, 2021
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phone fucking

To engage in an episode of mutual masturbation with a member of the opposite sex over-the-phone (i.e., phone sex)
"Wow! Me and my girlfriend just got finished phone fucking, and she sounded so hot when she made herself cum!!"

"I met this woman on the Internet, and I think I am going to phone fuck her before I meet up with her face-to-face"

"Because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, I think I am going to have to phone fuck him every night when he calls me!"
by Yeezus Fan December 10, 2013
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