Pharm Party

A bullshit scare tactic that news stations are broadcasting because suburban soccer moms will watch it. AND BELIEVE IT.

Not only have I NEVER heard of one of these taking place, but neither has Jack Shafer of SLATE Magazine. Here is an excerpt of a piece he wrote in response to an article from Chambersburg, Pa.'s March 8, 2002 issue of Public Opinion.

"Again, the story quotes no teenage pharm partiers, interviews no witnesses to pharm parties, and cites no cop reports, etc."

I know most of the drug users of my school, and all of them know better than to grab a handfull of pills and gobble them up.

*A mom see's this on the news*
MOM: "Oh no! A Pharm Party? Little Timmy!"
*Mom rushes to medicine cabinet*
MOM: "I'm throwing out every pill in here! There's no way I'm letting my little Timmy take tylenol or baby aspirin! He might try to get high!

by Blackerninja July 11, 2009

Pharaoh

Typically a sexy dude who could steal anyone's bitch any day and has superb sexual skills

Damn, that nigga pharaoh layed that pipe on my girl

by Pharaoh1101 June 15, 2017

pharell williams

Huge pop star who used to make tunes with chad hugo. These days he's know as skateboard P and roles with Kanye west.

pharell williams wrote a verse on that 92 classic "rump shaker"

by phatrick October 6, 2006

Pharah

While receiving oral sex from a partner on her/his knees, when close to cuming pull back, aim at her/his face and announce loudly "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" and cum on her/his face.

She totally didn't expect I would give her the Pharah!

by KJ_Tailor August 27, 2017

Pharage

Marseillaise slang for the mixture of vomit and mucous that can ensue from a poorly-executed blow job

Daphne was unimpressed at her partner’s attempt at poaching her an egg: “it’s got all the allure of a pool of pharage, you dimwit”

by Seaniesean December 3, 2017

Big pharma fetish

When someone almost always chooses pharmaceutical pills to handle their body problem even when there are more effective and less damaging methods of fixing their body problems. This person has an obsession with pills, they ignore healthy eating habits and want all their problems to be fixed by these pills. being sick & under the thumb of big pharma is their fetish and their goal in life.

instead of doing paleo & intermittent fasting or going on a diet joe decided to be a fat lazy bitch with a big pharma fetish and started taking weight loss medications.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 1, 2022

pharm party

An American media invention that that claims teens are hosting pil-popping parties.

Teacher: "Have you ever heard of a 'pharm party'."
Student: "Yeah on last night's news."

by cj117 January 5, 2008