Peruvian Sea Snail 

Knowingly taking part in sexual deeds with a partner that has one or more STDs.

Mike: Did you hear Chad did Chelsea?
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.

Peruvian Sea Snail by Chad aka Blackout April 16, 2010

Peruvian Piercing 

When you are performing the batwing," a bull rushes you, and gores you in the testicles. You are left with a large hole in your nut bag.

Jake: "Wow! You have an insane Peruvian Piercing."

Dan: "Yeah, I batwinged when I should have goated..."

Jake: "Ooh, if you batwing when you should goat, youre not gonna have a good time..."

Peruvian Piercing by HandlessHoudiniFan August 20, 2009

peruvian mudslide 

A long held ritual and common cultural practice found in the andes mountains of peru. In this act of sexual degradation the male partner bends over his female counterpart and inserts his penis in between her butt cheeks much like a hot dog. (Note* It is important for the male to be worked up for he must be ready to ejaculate instantaneously). Once this position is set, the man then punches the woman beneath him in the stomach and makes her fart. The force created by her farting is said to release the ultimate male satisfaction.

My girlfriend dumped me because I asked her if I could perform a peruvian mudslide.

peruvian mudslide by Prichar August 17, 2006

Peruvian pickle tickle 

Whilst ramming your girl from behind in the kitchen, you snag the pickle you put aside earlier. When you pull out, quickly exchange your member for the vegetable so she remains unaware and continue to jerk off. Cum on her back as you continue with the pickle. Shocked and confused, when she looks to see how that's possible, immediately slap her with the pickle.

Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?

Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.

Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?

Ron: That doesn't make sense.

Peruvian pickle tickle by ilikecrepes May 16, 2009

Peruvian knife thruster 

When a man has a quite sharp member and thrusts it with vigor into the girl.

OR

when a man puts 5 fingers into a woman whilst being tossed off by another man and drooled on by a dog

Alison: OMG Jake and me had a peruvian knife thruster last night!
Chloe: ow.

OR

Peter: "aww man i gave her the peruvian knife thruster last night"

Jake: "oh yeah? how was the dog"
Peter: "awman it was fucking amazing"

Peruvian knife thruster by wolfkid June 17, 2009

Peruvian handjob 

the act of getting a handjob with a cocaine leaf then busting it in the leaf and cutting it up and snorting it.

Noah went to the eastside for beer and a Peruvian Handjob

Peruvian handjob by borusb August 24, 2011

Peruvian Salchitranca

Noun. The act of providing prolonged cunnilingus to an american girl that is up for unprotected sex and fresh off the inca trail and back in lima with inca cum dripping off her twat.

Dude, last night i went to the tizon and totally pulled off the biggest peruvian salchitranca with andean requeson.

Peruvian Salchitranca by Victor chacon September 5, 2011