Pencil

Something you will need because your to fucking lazy to go to the dollar store and buy your own

Go get your own fucking pencil

Pencil by ctrl+alt+delete ur mother November 11, 2022

pencil

your fathers dick

"do you have a pencil?"
"yeah, its on ur fathers scrotum."

pencil by CHANNELATOR January 29, 2023

Pencil

A whipped mate who never rocks up to events and his family owns a vineyard.

“Yeah my mate William is such a Pencil”

Pencil by Revs May 4, 2023

Pencil

A man’s dick being thrown across a room

“Yo have you seen Ryan?”

“Ahhhhhhhhh!” His pencil has been thrown

Pencil by Samson 🤒🤒 June 25, 2024

pencil

a writing utensil.

I was stressed, so I cracked my pencil.

pencil by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 13, 2024

Pencil

A writing aperatus... obviously...

Sometimes a codename for someone's penis as if it was mission impossible.

"Let me have a look at your pencil."
"No, im not ga- oh wait your on about my actual pencil. Yeh, lemme grab it out my case."

Pencil by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016