picnic bench

A group chat that only spams

That “picnic bench” sucks

by Splurph June 22, 2019

Fist Picnic

Used as a threat of intense pummeling of the face as to create a fullness of pain.

If you mess if Rick Sticknick you gonna get a fist picnic all up in your face.

by Jamie Connors et. al. November 10, 2007

Teddy Bear Picnic

A group of three or more people going into the woods to get slizzered.

"Dude--Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene, and me are gonna have a teddy bear picnic this weekend, wanna join?

by myfirstandlastname May 2, 2013

picnic

Contrary to fallacious urban legends about the word's supposedly racist roots, "picnic" is derived from the French term "pique nique", and refers to a meal eaten out of doors, where the participating groups each bring their own food.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, we spread out our blanket and had a picnic.

by Marj May 29, 2007

Forbidden Picnic

The sexual act of engaging in anal sex while eating food off of the receiver's back.

The grapes tasted so much better eaten off of Jessie's back during the Forbidden Picnic last night.

by Optimus Prime 2.0 September 8, 2011

penice

Two or more penises, at the same location simultaneously.

Sean suckes penice, he is a slut, because otherwise, he would only be sucking one cock (particularly Patrick Moschiano's).

by Damn It All To The Depths Of Hell! August 21, 2007

Tijuana Picnic

The act of eating KFC mashed potatoes and gravy off of someone in a sexual manner.

This nasty girl in my high school was "bragging" about how the way-older dude she was dating worked at KFC and would bring home buckets of mashed potatoes and gravy to eat off of her. I think she thought everyone was going to be titillated by her Tijuana Picnic but it just made everyone sick.

by DeeJayPee January 9, 2009