"Pounting" is when a girl climbs on you and rubs her arse on your dick. But you don't stick your dick in her pooper - that's wrong, instead they just rub their arse on your dick until you cum.
"Dude, Katie totally did some Pounting on me last night! I jizzed all over her gothed up ass!!!!" - Tim
by Tap Dat Azz August 31, 2011
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by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011
Get the painting my nails mug.Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.
Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.
Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.
Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.
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the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005
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Dude, i totally gave my girlfriend a finger painting last night!
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.
by novalax715 December 25, 2008
Get the Finger Painting mug.When a male pleases a woman orally starting from one hole and going to the other and repeat as necessary.
When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.
So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.
So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.
by Worms and Hispandican March 24, 2008
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