Payton Place

A place where drama and evil dwell

The neighborhood I live in is a payton place because my neighbors like to stir up drama by telling lies and doing all things evil.

by the disgruntled neighbor September 4, 2013

payton (boy)

a payton is a super sweet person. he will always be there to listen to you, even when no one else wants to. he will make you feel special anytime and anywhere. he is a great person overall. a payton can make you go crazy— with his brown eyes, golden blonde hair, and tall figure. payton will make you wonder and overthink everything. he's good at catching girls' attention and he is really honest and loyal. he will make anyone laugh even at the stupidest things. if you ever find a payton, make sure to keep him because he's one of the best out there.

"Payton (boy) is the best, you out find yourself one"

by seimyours March 2, 2020

Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

Payton

Most beautiful girl you could ever meet. She has a bright personality and an adorable face. Payton's can be super clumsy but in a good way. Payton's make the best friends and have been known to keep secrets well. Payton's also have many secrets and can be quite mysterious. They might her but many boys like her.

Person 1: "Hey, that girl is pretty hot."
Person 2: "Yeah. She must be Payton."

by Mariya Ryuugu March 25, 2013

walter payton

questionably the best RB the NFL has ever seen, played most of his career for the chicago bears, RIP

Pub Quiz
Question Reader: Who is the best RB to have ever lived?
Contestant One: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Two: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Three: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Four: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Fag from New England: *writes "Corey Dillon"*

by its the truth people! April 24, 2006

Paxton Mode

The point just before death where you show no fear. Like Bill Paxton in aliens, tombstone, predator 2, and any other movie he was in where the body count was higher then 15 but less than 50.

I saw them blow up your tank and knew it was all "Game Over Man!" so I just went paxton mode and wasted 4 of them before they got me.

by SebastianNebula November 8, 2010

patrone

a type of tequila mentioned in many rap songs

What's happenin', what's up
Got da purp fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got Patrone in my cup
I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purp, I can't thank
I'm blowed, to go
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home

by Buono June 22, 2006