Parasocialite

A mix between the word parasocial and socialite, parasocialites are people who activley partake in a one sided relationship to someone who does not acknowledge their existance and ENJOYS doing it. They truly believe they have a mutual bond, usually with a celebrity or online personality.

Person 1: (Replies to every post by a famous person and acts like they are mutual friends by cracking inside jokes they made up)
Person 2: What a parasocialite...

by degenfemcel July 3, 2023

poo poo parlor

In case you wanted another term for bathroom, here you go.

After a hard day's work, I retreated to the poo poo parlor to take a nice long shit.

by moofuswoofus March 3, 2009

Parlour Feminist

One (usually young) urban living, spoilt upper class educated gob shite woman who espouses causes for the furtherance of womenhood that most women would not touch with a barge pole and anyway for whom such causes are academic because they don't have the money to take the benefit of them. Usually to be seen in the Parlours of Westminster, Wandsworth, Islington, Camden, Wimbledon etc... If they ever do get involved with the police, it is to shop the sisterhood in to them when they have had enough of them or when they threaten their cosey political or local authority management sinecure or when they wet their knickers at the site of them on any very infrequent occasion they do go on a protest and need assistance in changing them.

Harriett Harman and Patricia Hewitt. Parlour Feminist

by Austin Tasseltine February 7, 2010

pansona

Spanish slang for a fat/overweight female; and even sometimes talking about a pregnant woman (typically referring to a pregnant women that doesn't know whom the father is, so its really only for a loose pregnant woman).

Male version: Panson

That pansona ate all my fries!
Look at that panson, his shirt can't cover his belly.

by txgirl1006 April 3, 2017

Parkourastination

The act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. This means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.

Parkourastination stopped me from writing my five page paper while I was in the library.

by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

pansonium

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.

i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)

by the mighty drip October 4, 2013

dirty pargol

A sexy girl who tongue kisses guys and will be the dirty and freaky lover in the relation. Dirty pargol hates being dirty on clean but loves being dirty to other males. Dirty pargol is a cute and hot girl with an amazing body figure. Dirty pargol would love sex all the time no matter what.But will have to cuddle right after.

“Damn, I really could use a dirty pargol doll to help me”

“Does anyone have a dirty pargol”

“Dirty pargol rocks”

by baddest looking bitch May 7, 2020