Parasocialite 

A mix between the word parasocial and socialite, parasocialites are people who activley partake in a one sided relationship to someone who does not acknowledge their existance and ENJOYS doing it. They truly believe they have a mutual bond, usually with a celebrity or online personality.

Person 1: (Replies to every post by a famous person and acts like they are mutual friends by cracking inside jokes they made up)
Person 2: What a parasocialite...

Parasocialite by degenfemcel July 3, 2023

Parasocialite 

Noun. Person who engages heavily in parasocial relationships. Person who is incredibly invested in a celebrity and their life, consumed primarily through social media.

She’s really upset that Taylor and Travis split up, I think she might be a parasocialite.

Parasocialite by Earth Cadet May 8, 2024

Parasocialitis 

An illness a person suffers after constantly shipping people who are streamers/celebrities and have no connection to said streamer.

Look at Convickt, he has parasocialitis.

Parasocialitis by JaceLSD July 19, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004