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Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"
by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018
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Sonic peculiar parallels

A concept of a sonic the hedgehog fangame that is a hard W.I.P. as the creator,sparkle_gelatine has done less than a quarter of what they intend to do for the concept art,the game will have 7 playable characters,sonic,tails,knuckles,eggman,shadow,mecha sonic and classical.exe_minus as a reward character for beating the game,the story consists of sonic and tails jumping through dimensions while being hunted by two foes,R.I.S.K. Which stands for really intelligent sonic killer,a rouge robot made by eggman,and classical.exe_minus,the silly new rival of sonic from the minus dimension.the game was created by sparkle_gelatine but there’s a lot of doubt it’ll be finished
Sonic peculiar parallels is not complete yet
by Sparkle_gelatine November 3, 2023
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Serial parallel daisy chain

When somebody knows individual words and puts them together to be seemed an expert on that field
K: I understand request is to use parallel connection but does it need to be connected daisy chained?

Gy: Daisy chain is a serial connection. Request was for parallel.
K: Ohh I see! So Serial parallel daisy chain then!
by Factory212 December 14, 2024
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Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring
Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut
by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025
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Parallel

The best job platform in the world. You don't apply through all the bulls*** ATS systems or algorithms and your application goes direct to the team that you would be working with.
I used Parallel to get a job I love which ended my depression and my wife ended up not leaving me!
by useparallel January 5, 2022
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Parallel

You see it right?
Hym "I mean... You see the parallel right? I mean I've said the exact same thing about what's happening to me! Megyn Kelly quoted me! Rememer that? Extrajudicial punishment and not a sycophant? Were we there for that? It at least vaguely analogous! This "It's fine when it happens to Hym but I can't possibly see why it would happen to ME" shit is absurd! I could literally repeat what you're saying and it would apply me and accurately describe my situation BETTER than it does yours. You at least know you're doing this. You had to know someone would use it against you if you decided to participate. And you did. You made a conscious decision to participate in something that is so bizzare it literally made me a a character in a superhero show. Why pretend."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.
by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
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