the act of holding your penis in a golf club motion, whilst peeing you slap your partner in the face multiple times until the act of pissing has stopped.
by big.nig.rig May 4, 2025
Get the par 3 mug.a high percentage that your upcoming experience will be a positive one, and a very low percentage that it will end in disappointment
when the odds are strongly in favor one being a success in their future happening; just as in golf, a short par 4 represents a situation that will prove to result in foreseeable victory for the participant
when the odds are strongly in favor one being a success in their future happening; just as in golf, a short par 4 represents a situation that will prove to result in foreseeable victory for the participant
"Are you nervous for your date?"
"Not at all. She is my sister's good friend and she loves football players. It's a short par 4."
"Not at all. She is my sister's good friend and she loves football players. It's a short par 4."
by THEGOATSGAZETTE February 12, 2017
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Get the On par mug.The phrase 'Classic Par' is saved for situations in which a person is horrifically undermined or taunted by another's actions to such an extent that they exercise their right to sit in a dark corner and cry for 32 days (or should do).
(Not to be confused with 'Par' or 'Raw Par')
(Not to be confused with 'Par' or 'Raw Par')
Situation:
Girl 1 (17) is going out with Boy 1 (20).
Boy 2 likes Girl 1 and Girl 1 likes Boy 2.
In fact, Girl 1 likes Boy 2 so much that she dumps Boy 1 to be with him.
This could be described as a 'Classic Par'
alternatively, it could be said that Boy 2 'Classically Parred' Boy 1
Girl 1 (17) is going out with Boy 1 (20).
Boy 2 likes Girl 1 and Girl 1 likes Boy 2.
In fact, Girl 1 likes Boy 2 so much that she dumps Boy 1 to be with him.
This could be described as a 'Classic Par'
alternatively, it could be said that Boy 2 'Classically Parred' Boy 1
by SomeNextGuyFam March 19, 2011
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Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!
by YAWA July 2, 2020
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If you really think about it, this saying is backwards. In golf, to be below par is good, however in this saying below par means bad. What a crazy world we live in...
If you really think about it, this saying is backwards. In golf, to be below par is good, however in this saying below par means bad. What a crazy world we live in...
Teacher: Your report was well below par, which is why it received an F.
Smart golfer: If it was below par, then why did I get an F? That sounds pretty silly to me.
Smart golfer: If it was below par, then why did I get an F? That sounds pretty silly to me.
by b-razzle September 26, 2006
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