pandemicking

The act of shopping or otherwise preparing for a pandemic, but doing so in a too-late stressed-out manner, thus not getting much and further contributing to the chaos.

I had better get to the store before the pandemicking starts

by Levisan March 16, 2020

Pandemonium

The capital of Hell in John Milton's epic poem Paradise Lost: "Pandemonium, the High Capital, of Satan and his Peers".
Humanity collapsing into chaos from a rampant and uncontrollable pandemic.

Almost broken by another 12-hour nursing shift, she could foresee a world devastated by the pandemic, ungoverned civilization - what was left of it - thrown into Pandemonium.

by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

Pandemaholic

A person who, due to a pandemic quarantine, becomes an excessive drinker of alcoholic beverages; A borderline alcoholic.

Marie rarely drank alcohol before the Covid 19, but now she has become a pandemaholic.

by Bigger Crowds In Your Bar April 23, 2020

Pandemi Moore

A name one would give a middle aged woman looking at the young boys in her neighborhood like they are meat during a pandemic.

I caught my wife checking out the neighbors teenage son through the window. I told her “Step away from the window Pandemi Moore.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Pandamonium

The chaos that follows after eating Panda Express aka explosive shits

I am experiencing some serious pandamonium after eating Panda Express for breakfast.

by YogurtToss July 27, 2011

Pandora's Pot

The current state of medical marijuana. It's out there, and its not going to terminal cancer patients. And it's not going away.

Cop 1: I can't believe someone gave that toddler a medical marijuana card.

Cop 2: What can you do? It's Pandora's Pot.

Cop 1: F-ing existentialist.

by J.Im June 8, 2009

paedometer

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.

Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer

by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005