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Option Number 2

The second choice in the mental exercise 'Would You Rather?' It refers to having some dude with a giant dong bang you in the ass.
Would you rather do (insert anything here) or option number 2?
by yourefired December 31, 2011
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call option

(FINANCE) a financial derivative that entitles the owner to buy a fixed amount of X for a fixed price (the strike price) by a specific date in the future. If this is an equity derivative, X is referred to as the underlying stock.

A call option allows one to reap profits from an increase in price of a traded item without actually buying the asset itself. Since it is an option, one is not compelled to exercise it if it not advantageous to do so; however, the party that initially issued the option (i.e., the one who "wrote" the option) is legally obligated to honor the option.

When the strike price of a call option is more than the current market price of the asset (i.e., its "spot price"), then it has no intrinsic value and is "out of the money."
Buying a call option is one way to take a long position on the underlying asset.

Writing a call is a way to take a short position.
by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010
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optionalistic

Adjective applied to a student who tries to get out of a summer homework assignment by "thinking" it was optional.
It rarely works but might get you permission to hand the assignment in late.
Teacher, "Where is your summer book report?"
Student, "Uhh... I thought that was optional."
Teacher, "How optionalistic of you."
by joesk84ever June 26, 2009
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optorectalitis

A condition such that one’s head is so far up their own posterior that all they see, hear, say, or contemplate is filtered through their own fecal prism.
When congress meets, their collective cases of optorectalitis combine to form a super-massive brown hole that sucks in our money and our rights.
by charcosa January 27, 2013
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optifine

OptiFine is a Minecraft optimization mod.

It allows Minecraft to run faster and look better with full support for HD textures and many configuration options with capes.
I just downloaded Optifine for minecraft now my game will run smoother.
by ignAussi December 3, 2019
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ass options

When a man has various women that he can hook up with
especially used when the man has a girlfriend or is traveling to a new city where old friends live
Man, Fred has some serious ass options during his week long trip to New York.
by Ellis Davis January 10, 2008
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Good optics

Used in the business world when activities might be good for publicity
I think if we donated 1/4 profits to homelessness it would be good optics
by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020
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