oak park 

A ghetto neighborhood in Sacramento. Martin Luther King Blvd is the main street. On MLK,there are 4 churches, Chritian Brothers high school, and an elemaentary school next to it. On the corner of Fruitridge and MLK, the is a ghetto Taco Bell that has a bullet proof drive thru window. Driving through,Oak Park one will the Prit market, which is your wholesaler in liquor, and if you go a few blocks in, there are some "street pharmacists" to sell you any perscription medicine you need. People usually drive aimlessly around and sometimes high schoolers may need to watch out for drunk drivers. On sunny days, mexican ice cream vendor roam the streets. At 6pm everyday, there are 3 distinctive gun shots fired. And also at 6pm, the prostitutes line the walls of Prit market. Next to the shopping carts in people's front yeards, one might see Escaldes, Tahoes, and Navigators parked. NEVER GO THROUGH OAK PARK ON FOOT AT NIGHT. the OPGs are out there.

Oak Park, a block where everything is forsheezee"

oak park by A.M.F March 1, 2007

oak park 

A town just west of chicago known for its famous residents such as Frank Lloyd Wright and Ernest Hemingway as well as its large homosexual population. Although The cuisine is excellent, it is likely that while walking to a fine resturant, such as Geppetto's or Papaspiros, you will be attacked by a member of the ACLU,one of the local schizophrenics, or Alan, the man who lives with his life partner Ernesto and 5 cats.

Oak park Visitor:
"Im sorry im so late, i saw a space in front of the building but i didnt have a permit, so instead, i parked by Jimmy Johns in Forest Park . I only had two quarters so remind me to move my car in about 40 minutes."

oak park by suburbanarium January 13, 2008

Oak Park 

The urban suburb of Chicago where bilingual montessori toddlers scooter to piano lessons with their nannies, wearing 100% organic cotton clothes and eating locally sourced honey gelato from the farmers market. Basically, the Chicago version of park slope.

That organic juice cafe and waldorf indoor play space is going out of business? move them to Oak Park, they'll do well.

Oak Park by whatsupUD January 3, 2015

Oak Mountain High School

Infamous for Drugs, mostly cocaine. And Xanax. And Heroin.
Now drug testing everyone, everywhere, every time. Not helping...faculty problem as well. perhaps, even the janitorial staff. Lots of underage deaths and dumb-ass rich kids.
Also had a strong streak of girly nude pictures...in the halls, lockers, ect. Even had a bonfire (with beer!) of said pictures.
Also infamous for idiotic crimes and arrests.

Why does Oak Mountain High School start at 7:40 instead of 8:00?
because all the stoners need an extra twenty minutes to get here.

Why did those freshman burn down the country club?
because they knew their daddies would build it back bigger and better.

Oak Mountain High School by omhs09 August 23, 2011

Oak Street Beach 

1.The center of the universe.
2. Beach located on the Gold Coast of Chicago on Lake Michigan.
3. Site of the best looking, best trained, most bad-ass lifeguards on the lakefront...or anywhere else, for that matter.
4. A far superior place than North Avenue Beach

Oak Street Beach is much better than North Avenue Beach, which blows.

Oak Street Beach by Oco December 10, 2006

oak forest 

better than orland park and tinely park. alot of potheads. a great suburb to chill with friends in

oak forest is better than orland park.

oak forest by deeznutzinurmouth420 August 19, 2009

Oak Cliff 

Term>1. The shizzle fo' the ghetto mexican gangsters to hangout. The only place in Texas where you will get shot for getting shot by someone else who got shot.

Term>2. The only place in the U.S. where a mexican person will call a white person nigga.

Term>3. A place where even crackaz get props just fo' livin' near the OC.

"Oak Cliff! That's my hood! Put in yo' face, get that shiz undahstood!

Oak Cliff by dre February 25, 2005