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bloody nelson

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina and pull the trigger
tyrel, you wanna do something different tonight and try a bloody nelson? ;)
by coffeenoodles August 28, 2017
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NYLON

An "indie" fashion/art/music magazine that is primarily targeted towards girls in their late teens and twenties. NYLON was created in 1999 by Marvin Scott Jarrett, who "never set out for NYLON to be the biggest magazine - just the coolest." It frequently features "It Girls" like Cory Kennedy and Peaches Geldof, and lesser-known (but still relatively popular) actresses and bands such as Lily Allen and Camilla Belle.

Contrary to popular belief, NYLON is not only read by "hipsters" and "indie kids," although they certainly make up a large percentage of the "letters to the editors."

Although it can sometimes be overbearingly pretentious and preoccupied with being unique, NYLON provides a nice alternative to the mass-produced "Seventeen" and "Cosmo" magazines that are so popular today. As long as you don't buy into every word of every article, NYLON can be an enjoyable magazine that introduces you to new ways of dressing, up-and-coming bands, and more.
NYLON letter to the editor from a dedicated fan: "dear nylon, you are my bible. you are the mozerella to my maccaronni, the ranch to my green salad. you are a stellar piece of work & just fabulous. you are the love child of art, fashion, music, and sex. i literally scream every time i see you in the mailbox, because that is how much i love you. marry me? xx"

casual NYLON reader: "Yeah, NYLON is pretty cool. I loved how they featured Lily Allen, she makes really catchy music, but she's not nearly as overrated as Miley Cyrus or PCD. And their fashion layouts gave me some awesome ideas for new outfits! That one article by that 'It Girl' was way over the top, though. She made it sound like every girl who listens to mainstream music every once in a while is some kind of blood traitor. It was so 'holier-than-thou!'"
by buffytheglitterslayer July 2, 2009
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nelsonmuntz

To laugh at, and gain a sense of satisfaction from, the misfortune of others, all while augmenting said satisfaction through the act of pointing. Boy, those Americans have a word for everything!
When Capone tripped over that corpse, I totally nelsonmuntzed him.
by The Other Randal Graves October 16, 2010
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kissing Willie Nelson

I bet going down on that redhead would be like kissing Willie Nelson
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
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Olivia Nelson

An extremely sexy lady with a voice as smooth as butter. Seeing her will light up your day, everyday. Her vibrant hair looks marvelous up, down, strait, or "sex haired". Her smile is as bright as the winters first snow. Her sense of humor is only rivaled by the Dave Chapelle. Even though she likes "Jersey Shores" her friends still appreciate her for herself. Her hands are as small and as soft as the hands of babies. Her grades are almost as good as her looks. And Lastly, she is a joy to all around her and we all want her to know that.
"Everyone be quite, I don't want to look dumb in front of Olivia Nelson"
by A very nice guy October 17, 2011
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amy nelson

Amy Nelson is a 22 year old Graphic designer. She was born in Cincinnati, OH but later moved to Los Angeles, California. She's gained tons of followers on social Media with the nickname "Pebbles" she's also known as Markiplier's girlfriend. They began dating in 2015 but didn't come out to the public about their relationship until 2016. Although Amy Nelson is the girlfriend of a famous YouTube gamer, she's an individual person with a big heart and should be treated as such. She should be known by Amy Nelson and not just "Markiplier's girlfriend"
"Amy was in the recent Markiplier charity live stream"

"Amy Nelson just came back from Cincinnati, OH with Mark"
by LucianaVargasMafia December 25, 2016
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Nelson

Hottest man on earth, he has a huge penis. He gets all the chicks, he's friends tease him because they are jealous, he is great in the bed, and even better at kissing
Girl:I love that Nelson

Girl:he is so great in the bed
by Kattymate November 27, 2014
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