Nuclear Powerd Zombie 

A bad thing that continually ressurects itself and cannot be completely killed by conventional means.
Best used to describe a project that is actually somone else's responsibility, however they are not actually doing anything about it, but it directly affects your ability to perform your tasks/job.

Staff: The Voicemail system is dropping calls again.
Boss: I thought the National Communications group was supposed to fix that 2 months ago?
Staff: We ran all the tests they asked for, but it keeps coming back. It's a Nuclear Powerd Zombie .
Boss: I See that.

Nuclear Powerd Zombie by Ted S January 5, 2006

Nuclear cumsplosion 

When you ejaculate so hard everything within a square mile is instantly impregnated.

Bill: Dude, I had the best nuclear cumsplosion last night! I've got several hundred children on the way now.

Will: That's dope, bruh.

Nuclear cumsplosion by Wally West the stalker December 5, 2016

nuclear reactor 

Shotgunning a beer as an associate pours whiskey -- dammit, any hard liquor -- into the can.

D'you hear 'bout the fella that passed away?
Aye. Demolished three nuclear reactors in one sitting.

Limit yourself to one nuclear reactor per evening.

nuclear reactor by edwinmassix June 2, 2011

Nuclear cockblock 

When you have a friend, relative or brother who lives with you and your girlfriend, and who blocks the entrance to your girlfriend's cunt every time you want to have sex with her.

You live with your Girlfriend AND your Brother? That must be a nuclear cockblock.

Nuclear cockblock by Shockdude July 6, 2010

Nuclear Fart

When you fart so loud in a room or area that everyone stares at you in an awkward silence.

Pat just had the biggest nuclear fart in the waiting room.

Nuclear Fart by Pippy Chicken September 9, 2016

Nuclear Turtle 

When your bowel movement results in a mushroom cloud of stench arising in the immediate vicinity. Then you observe below you in the toilet bowl the illegitimate spawn of some sort of amphibians from the bikini atoll test site. Most of the time a nuclear turtle is of a green color in some or all of its outer coating, although a black and brown variety has been reported.

My sh*t just hit critical mass, nuclear turtle imminent!

Nuclear Turtle by TurtleBomber October 1, 2010

nuclear ass detonation 

a gigantic ass explosion (which see). Not just explosive but NUCLEAR. Chars the ass releasing it, resulting in painful dumps for days following. Usually the result of alcohol and some type of spicy food. The fumes blind anyone within the confines of the restroom.

"Dude, i had beer and taco bell last night....shit...this morning i had a nuclear ass detonation"

nuclear ass detonation by Guiness Meister September 6, 2008