Spark Notes

A lazy student's best guide to getting out of wasting 5 hours a night to read some lame ass book.Pretty much the act of reading a book summary.

Matthew:Oh shit! I forgot to read my book for English class!
Me:Spark Notes that shit in second period yo.

by JizzyJan December 9, 2009

oh noes!

Variant of "Oh no!", used sarcastically to indicate that what is being referred to is NOT, in fact, something to be alarmed about.

"My World of Warcraft server's economy is ruined! I can now only sell Arcane Crystals for 7 gold coins apiece, whereas before I could sell them for 8."

"Oh noes!"

by Roger M. Wilcox April 19, 2007

napes

A swankified, phat, EXTREME way of saying "no".

Originated in Port Washington and Paul D. Schreiber High School.

Cooltrainer Patrick says: "Nope. Nada. Napes"

Thatsabignapes.

Learn it. Use it. Spread it.

by DStix July 6, 2006

Nopers

When you don't feel like saying nope you say nopers

Dude you must be really mad you said nopers

by Dragoncatcher101 February 20, 2017

napes

No, nope, not, non, nnnnnnnapes.

"Is there a more extreme fruit snack on the market? Nada. Nope. Napes."

by Whattha December 3, 2004

take notes

To pay close attention, to recall for further study

When I'm spittin' you better take notes, dude.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

notes are broke

"notes are broke!" indicates a person who is unable to communicate properly with others. Our helpdesk received an email from someone with no body, just the subject line "notes are broke!" Since then, the phrase has come to mean a poor communicator, or just plain idiocy. There is a gesture that accompanies the phrase. You must flap your arms like a retarded person attempting to fly when you say it. This is of course optional according to context as well as present company.

"So, how're things going?"
"Snakes on a plane man, snakes on a plane."
"Really? What's wrong?"
"Man, you know Cindy in accounting? She's all notes are broke again."

or

"How are things going with the project?"
"Notes are broke, boss, notes are broke."

or

"Have you spoken to the client?"
"Yes, and all I can say is notes are broke."

by Gleznov August 23, 2006