That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat
by pentozali December 31, 2013

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

by Jackweggseh March 3, 2019

A narwhal is a whale, with a horn, witch is actually a tooth, it can have 2 of them, and it eats shrimps
by Magic Diamond June 2, 2016

by Cock-zilla January 31, 2020

A narwhal is a whale with a horn, which is actually a tooth and it can have two of them. And it eats corpses!
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by Magic Diamond June 27, 2016

My buddy just went into the bathroom with her and got a narwhal . She is a stickler for time management.
by Popchris45 April 14, 2019
