canadian narwhal

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish

I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night

by Samoan whale October 24, 2017

Narwhal

When a person with long hair puts all of it outstretched in front of them, puts a long hair bonnet on, then ties it with multiple hair ties until completely solid. This tied hair cylinder is then inserted into a woman's anus while the tongue of the hair owner licks the woman’s vagina.

“Did you hear what happened to Jessica? She got Narwhalled last night, and she let Micheal of all people do it”

by Random N-Word March 3, 2025

Narwhal

When a women gives a man a blow job while they take a dump or a piss on the toilet.

My buddy just went into the bathroom with her and got a narwhal . She is a stickler for time management.

by Popchris45 April 14, 2019

Narwhale

The upgraded version of a sword shark,

Child : MOMMY MOMMY LOOK AT THAT UPGRADED SWORD SHARK (narwhale)

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

narwhal

The male counterpart of a unicorn: a man who engages sexually with a couple.

Tim and Amy finally found their narwhal, and no one has heard from them in weeks.

by femalenhancement November 22, 2022

Narwhal

When a bald person sticks a suction cup dildo on their head and fucks a woman with it

I narwhaled Becky so hard last night.

by Agnes444 May 10, 2021

Grandpa narwhal

A male narwhal that is old and has kids that had kids

Wow that grandpa narwhal is being so nice to his grandchildren

by Grandpanarwhalpu June 11, 2018