maine muzzler

when you cum inside of a condom, then flip it in side out and slap a chick in the face with it

After I had sex with that chick, I showed her the maine muzzler.

by Jmills48 March 18, 2011

Chocolate muzzle

When two people who love each other very much have strange sex games, one may lick the other's bumhole with quite some vigour. If they emerge with faeces spread around their mouth, then they have a "chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".

It can be used as such:
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"

by Padlav September 28, 2011

muzzle sex

1. When a male seeks gratifying sex with a female without having to view her face. This can be any level or form of sex, including favourites such as spit-roasting, the chandler effect, 'harry'ing and skull-fucking.

2. A favourite past-time of selfish, mysoginisitc men. These men may often be referred to as "harry"s or "chandler"s, please see these entries.

3. Muzzle sex does not essentially require a muzzle. One may have muzzle sex while wearing a balaclava. The ultimate aim of muzzle sex is to avoid seeing an unattractive female's face. Research has shown women may look between 200-500% with muzzles. Muzzle sex is best achieved by taking the woman from behind.

Harry: I dig muzzle sex.
Belinda: But I feel like a dog...
Harry: SUCK IT BITCH!!

by Harry's Asian Sensation December 6, 2007

cock muzzle

when someone tries to talk while sucking cock .

Manuel tries to cock muzzle every night.

by peniscunt69 November 3, 2014

Muzzleload

The act of forcefully inserting and packing drugs into ones anus utilizing a phallic shape object and/or male genitalia. This allows to the to absorb them better

Buddy 1: Hey did you get that cocaine?
Buddy 2: Ya it took longer than I thought... let's make up for list time by muzzleloading it into each others rectums.

by boiler September 17, 2018

muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Muzzle awareness

To watch your mouth in an often dangerous situation (as used in Jack Ryan, Season 1 and 2 episode 1).

"...Doc, do me a favor. Watch your muzzle awareness. I got kids that think I'm an Astronaut."

by Miteam412 November 4, 2019